A creaking door. A cackling laugh. Look out! Behind you! No, behind you! OH NO IT IS A DRACULA and now all your blood is gone.
In sympathy for your exsanguinative plight, may I offer you a special Halloween flavored City of Angles story?
It’s for VIP Club Members, of course. If you’re not one of those, you should join the club and reap the benefits. Reap. Like you do with a scythe. Ahaaahahahahaa
Read. Enjoy. Just whatever you do, don’t look in a mirror and say my name three times. Because if you do, it will summon me forth, and I am SO making you pay for an airline ticket back home because I mean seriously, what a drag.