THE HALLOWED AISLES OF SPATULAE. Ever dilligent in providing you with superior spatula technology, Spatula City stocks only the latest advances in spatula technology. Here you will find spatulas that have undergone minutes of painstaking research and development by our crack R&D department, garunteed bigger... better... BADDER... FASTER.
(Ed. Note - I like getting preformatted HTML spatulas in the mail. Easier for me to cut and paste. Hint. Hint.) If you've got a neat idea for a spatula you'd like to see here, mail it to Spatula City's manager. If he accepts the idea, you'll get mail back. (If no reply, odds are he didn't have enough free time to add your spatula to the list, or he did not find it amusing enough.)
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