THE TRUE POWER OF ONLINE GLOBAL ACCESS MULTIMEDIA VIDEO COMPRESSION IN REAL TIME OVER THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY AND INTO YOUR HOME COMPUTER!

Go head to head with the technological edge of tommorow's existence as you brazenly face certain waste of time experiencing the ifinite possibilites of REAL TIME VIDEO. Using no equipment beyond a color monitor, you too can enjoy what dozens of x-windows users already enjoy; the sheer thrill of viewing coffee rooms and computer labs populated by stressed out students and bored office workers AS THEY ACTUALLY HAPPEN!

The camera this program gets input from has been placed on a shelf in the closet of University of Maryland College Park, Harford Hall, in the suite in which Twoflower lives. This is because the outlet was in there and the cord was very short... and the lightbulb has blown out... and the socks smell a bit... but the effect is nevertheless STUNNING!

If you just wish to grab a single still frame in .GIF format, click

If you wish to sample five seconds of video in .FLI format, click

No refunds for wasted packets. Click and feel the power surge through your groin. FINGERTIPS! I meant fingertips. Sorry.


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