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mallory heisenberg

FullName: Mallory Heisenberg
A/S/L: 20/Male/The House
1d20 Stats: Str 7, Agl 11, Int 11, Chr 12
Occupation: Chef, Unlicensed Reality Engineer, Houseboy
RealHome: Grünwald
Hobbies: Collecting, Cooking, Travel, Avoiding Bodily Harm
Choice Quotes: "Wow! Um... wow! I mean, wow! That's really... wow!"
"I don't get it."
"Why are all those guys pointing guns at us?"
Summary: Instantly likeable unless you find him to be annoying, Mallory is personable, kind hearted, filled with good intentions and incompetently useless in 9 out of 10 situations. Not particularly bright, not particularly strong, slow on the uptake and dead weight in any sticky situation. But despite his amazing ability to get into trouble, he also somehow has amazing luck when it comes to getting out of trouble. He likes romantic walks on the beach (not that he's ever been to a beach, but they look pretty in video streams) and is allergic to pets. Quite used to toil and hard work on the farm back home and ever eager to please, he falls into the role of the Meiko's houseboy a little too easily and for all practical purposes is slave labor for the Housefolk.
Theme: Mallory's Jam
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