art by myth, color by jen |
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FullName: |
Mallory Heisenberg |
A/S/L: |
20/Male/The House |
1d20 Stats: |
Str 7, Agl 11, Int 11, Chr 12 |
Occupation: |
Chef, Unlicensed Reality Engineer, Houseboy |
RealHome: |
Grünwald |
Hobbies: |
Collecting, Cooking, Travel, Avoiding Bodily Harm |
Choice Quotes: |
"Wow! Um... wow! I mean, wow! That's really... wow!"
"I don't get it."
"Why are all those guys pointing guns at us?" |
Summary: |
Instantly likeable unless you find him to be annoying, Mallory is
personable, kind hearted, filled with good intentions and incompetently
useless in 9 out of 10 situations. Not particularly bright, not particularly
strong, slow on the uptake and dead weight in any sticky situation.
But despite his amazing ability to get into trouble, he also somehow
has amazing luck when it comes to getting out of trouble. He likes
romantic walks on the beach (not that he's ever been to a beach, but
they look pretty in video streams) and is allergic to pets. Quite
used to toil and hard work on the farm back home and ever eager to
please, he falls into the role of the Meiko's houseboy a little too
easily and for all practical purposes is slave labor for the Housefolk. |
Theme: |
Mallory's
Jam |
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