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Don AmerelloThe Don is one of many crime boss type figures who's got business-like interests in Antiparadisia. When the Don snaps his fingers, people gets snapped, you know? Unless it's like a 'Get me coffee' type snap, in which case people gets him coffee. Despite his gold teeth and showcase of gold rings on his fingers and pinstripe suits and general gangster demeanor, Don Amerello's one of the kinder, gentler criminal overlords of Antiparadisia. He recognizes that even an anarchy needs a certain amount of stability, and as a prominent member of the Antiparadisia Chamber of Commerce, he sees to it that the mayhem never reaches a true boiling point. Sure, it's not a safe place to live, but he keeps it from being insanely deadly. Insanely deadly is bad for business, after all. The Don keeps good relations with Auntie Mae, who always has a word of friend advice, a pat on the head, and occasionally a warm hand-knit sweater for him in return for his company.
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