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Realities

• Antiparadisia
• Arboria
• Aquarius
• Drome
• Grep
• Grünwald
• I's Land
• Nippon
• Nocturn
• Pia Pia
• Reality Prime / RealWare
• Restless
• SubUrbana
• Tribal Alpha
• Urbana
  • ConsuTopia
    MegaShopping
    PlazaComplex

People (& Orgs.)

• Auntie Mae
• Alex Gunthar
• Belle Pasadina
• Don Amerello
• Duke
• Gillian Bates
• Mellow Fellow
• Mortimer Fallsworth *
• Mr. Tanner
• Ryo Noyori
• QwikSlvr
• Xyzzy

• Campers
• D3THL0RDZ
• Open Reality Movement
• Ninja Clans
• Normalizers *
  (The Society for Normal Reality)
• Reality Adepts *
• RealWare IP Police *
• Steel Blades

Terms & Tech

• "Blue Sky of Death, The"
  (And other RealWare problems)
• Docks
• Multiverse
• NullSpace
• Open Engines
• Passport Processing *
• Points (Economy)
• Realities
• RealNet
  • Audio Receivers
  • Nodes
  • Messaging
  • Video Network Sets
  • Workstations
• Reality Adepts *
• Reality Engines (for Mobiles)
• Reality Engines (for Realities)
• Reality Engineers
• Reality Pistols
• RealWare *
• REC Test
• Safety Mode (see BSOD)
• Transients

Culture

• 8 Bit Commandos
• Angst Boy
• Edo Heavy Industry
  Toy Concern
• Drugs
• Hawt Stuph!
• Important Courtroom
  Drama
• Joe's
• Krap
• Love & Hate
• Onegai!
• Onsen-of-the-Month
• Ping Pong
• Religion
• The Last Word
• Twoday's Guidebook

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Joe's

"Eat at Joe's." A slogan recognized multiverse-wide, Joe's is a franchise of fast food restaurants that can be found in nearly every reality. There are approximately two Joe's in every square mile of Urbana. Sidewalk cafes of Aquarius sport Joe's chow. One of the only businesses to operate more than a year in Antiparadisia is -- you guessed it! -- a Joe's.

It's not that Joe's food is GOOD, however. It's primarily formed out of grease, fat, and various unidentifiable animal parts. But it's popular, it's fast, and it's very cheap. You can either drop a lot of points on some local specialty at a mom and pop restaurant which you might end up being allergic to since your home reality doesn't have the same kind of ecosystem, or you can go with the name you know and have some comfortably familiar Joe's chow.

Plus, Kiddie Meals come with a free toy. Who can say no to a free toy?

Joe's remains exclusively a restaurant-driven franchise, without expanding into take-home groceries. For Joe-esque munchies from the convenience of your own home, you'll want to buy some Krap.

Joe himself lives in Pia Pia, the world from which all Joe's food originates. Joe is techncially an employee of RealWare and a portion of all profits go to them, but beyond some co-promotion the two don't interact much.

Joe's may not go out of business. The corporate structure of it is open for definition. The food is universally nasty.