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Realities

• Antiparadisia
• Arboria
• Aquarius
• Drome
• Grep
• Grünwald
• I's Land
• Nippon
• Nocturn
• Pia Pia
• Reality Prime / RealWare
• Restless
• SubUrbana
• Tribal Alpha
• Urbana
  • ConsuTopia
    MegaShopping
    PlazaComplex

People (& Orgs.)

• Auntie Mae
• Alex Gunthar
• Belle Pasadina
• Don Amerello
• Duke
• Gillian Bates
• Mellow Fellow
• Mortimer Fallsworth *
• Mr. Tanner
• Ryo Noyori
• QwikSlvr
• Xyzzy

• Campers
• D3THL0RDZ
• Open Reality Movement
• Ninja Clans
• Normalizers *
  (The Society for Normal Reality)
• Reality Adepts *
• RealWare IP Police *
• Steel Blades

Terms & Tech

• "Blue Sky of Death, The"
  (And other RealWare problems)
• Docks
• Multiverse
• NullSpace
• Open Engines
• Passport Processing *
• Points (Economy)
• Realities
• RealNet
  • Audio Receivers
  • Nodes
  • Messaging
  • Video Network Sets
  • Workstations
• Reality Adepts *
• Reality Engines (for Mobiles)
• Reality Engines (for Realities)
• Reality Engineers
• Reality Pistols
• RealWare *
• REC Test
• Safety Mode (see BSOD)
• Transients

Culture

• 8 Bit Commandos
• Angst Boy
• Edo Heavy Industry
  Toy Concern
• Drugs
• Hawt Stuph!
• Important Courtroom
  Drama
• Joe's
• Krap
• Love & Hate
• Onegai!
• Onsen-of-the-Month
• Ping Pong
• Religion
• The Last Word
• Twoday's Guidebook

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Ninja Clans

Ninjas do not exist. The black-pajama-wearing martial arts masters of death are figments of an overactive media-saturated imagination. There are not in fact secret clans living in private realities who take death contracts for hire, using a variety of killing techniques ranging from the ancient hand to hand techniques, to blowdarts, to throwing stars, to poisoning, to silenced pistols, to sniper rifles, to untraceable ultra-black-market reality technology based weaponry. These things do not happen, because ninjas do not exist.

If they did exist, they certainly wouldn't be quite like you'd expect. They wouldn't be so utterly steeped in ancient Nippon lore as to use a metal sword when a bullet behind the ear from five hundred yards would do the job as well. If such ninjas existed (which they do not) they also wouldn't be faceless drones of some mass ninja army, they'd be members of rival clans, each with their own home and own techniques. They might not even only wear black. If they existed. Which they do not.

This is all that can be said on the subject. Not because leaking authentic details would result in silent death from the shadows, but because there are no authentic details. None. Not one. You can go now. Please.

None. (Because ninja assassin clans don't exist. Right? ...right?)