Psychiatrists are concerned about a recent increase in the number of cases of Jeeves' Syndrome -- a condition in which sufferers feel compelled to carry kitchen spatulas everywhere they go!
Patients in advanced stages won't even go from one room in their home to another without one of the common cooking utensils.
New statistics compiled by the World Health Organization reveal that the number of cases of Jeeves' in Western Europe has taken an alarming leap.
In 1990 there were fewer than 20 cases reported.
But in 1993 more than 384 persons sought treatment for the unusual malady.
"We're not sure what causes Jeeves'," says Dr. Otto Anderson of Oslo, Norway.
"And we can't account for this new outbreak."
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