our LONG lasting, HARD-working STAFF.
Your cheerful staff is more than happy to profile themselves here on your screen
and make themselves look all big and important! Click on the name to
download a cute l'il piccy of the person!
Twoflower is an undergraduate tourist learning the joy of higher education- induced stress and mayhem. He's currently majoring in computer science and ice fishing. He enjoys long walks on the pavement and eating so many 'Cooler Ranch' Doritos that he becomes violently sick.
Jenny is a art major / biology major who stops by the store occasionally to fix up TF's poor excuses for icons and images. Not much of her work as of yet is featured.
Our official spokeswoman / chef / ombudsman. Listen for her on the PA for any blue light specials! Ripped directly out of Rumiko Takahashi's wonderfully weird romantic comedy martial arts japanese animation series, Ranma 1/2.
Spatula City's 3-D rendered rubber duckie mascot. Built out of sturdy SPACE AGE DuraPlastiWare, he resists dirt smudges, children's drool and ground zero nuclear blasts up to 50 megatons! He also makes a cute little squeak! when squeezed.
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