Thousands of spatulas to choose from, in every shape, size and color! Where do you go to find name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? SPATULA CITY!

Looming like an everpresent monolith of retail kitchenware over that which is the World Wide Web, we specialize in links, pics, and writings of the sillyweird and bizarredisturbing. Garunteed to affect you in a positive manner or your packets back. G'wan, poke around. But make sure you read the WARNING! first.

• New index.html file, so you crazy kids can see my actually-updated-once-an-aeon projects.
• The Spatula City pages are officially STATIC. I mean static beyond static. Unchanging. But they're still amusing, so feel free to browse, just don't mail to twoflowr@wam, 'cuz it ain't being read. :)
• The FTP server will be down until the beginning of September, 1996.

Click here to enter Spatula City

We sell spatulas; and that's all.