4/23/1998. IMPORTANT NOTE. Spatula City is officially -- get this -- NOT UNDER CONSTRUCTION.  That means it won't be updated or changed.  In fact, most of the content on here is three years old.  So, why leave it on the web, when in this day and age new and big and better is key?  Well, parts of it are incredibly popular, such as the Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything, despite this.  Also, it's sort of a museum peice, an example of the early '90s web humor, when most of the folks publishing were college aged, had a lot of free time and a lot of really deviant ideas.  So, peruse, enjoy, and remember your roots. :)