Gourry and Lina awoke on the shores of the sea of
life. Before them, all of humanity lapped against the sandy beach...
each soul a tiny wad of spit in the great primordial soup, intertwined
forever in one seething heavenly mass. Order had won, organizing
the entire world into a single mass being, as regular and uninteresting
as the waves that pounded the beach. This would be the paradise all
life on earth had apparently toppled into.
Groaning as he awoke, Gourry rolled over.
Lina was covered in bandages from wounds received in her fight. He
put his hands around her neck and strangled her to death for no adequately
explored reason.
Finally, he looked up the camera, and commented,
"This ending sucks."
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