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The Internet
I hate the Internet. It's a place where stupid people who have nothing better to do with their time say stupid things to other stupid people. Fortunately it's only in operation in Eastusa; it used to span the world, but that ended shortly after the Pandora Event.
I don't own a netbook nor do I plan to. And the only reason I authorized my writing to appear on this website is so the few non-stupid people out there can read something that is not stupid, for a change, before they go back to watching videos of cats doing silly things. I hate the internet.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Why do you gotta harsh my scene, Emily? The Internet is terrific! I learned all my English from the Internet. LOL! It's full of awesome people saying awesome things and all sorts of awesome sites. Like this one!
I guess if I had to complain, I'd say I could do with less of the "fae fanboy" sites. Y'know, where people sit around and talk about how great the Fae are and how stupid humans are. The problem is that they never really get it right. I mean, sure, elves are sexy beasts and we're super cool, but... I dunno. It makes me uncomfortable, the way they idolize us.
Hopefully this site and others will pave the way to a better mutual understanding -- meaning less mindless hate AND less mindless adoration. Although if any of you hot human ladies wanna get it on with one sexy elf, my email is on the front page. I've always wanted to do it with a human chick!
BTW, Internet people, there aren't any vampires, okay? Vampires are not Fae, they didn't come over with us. They don't exist. And stop thinking they're sexier than elves.