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Realities

• Antiparadisia
• Arboria
• Aquarius
• Drome
• Grep
• Grünwald
• I's Land
• Nippon
• Nocturn
• Pia Pia
• Reality Prime / RealWare
• Restless
• SubUrbana
• Tribal Alpha
• Urbana
  • ConsuTopia
    MegaShopping
    PlazaComplex

People (& Orgs.)

• Auntie Mae
• Alex Gunthar
• Belle Pasadina
• Don Amerello
• Duke
• Gillian Bates
• Mellow Fellow
• Mortimer Fallsworth *
• Mr. Tanner
• Ryo Noyori
• QwikSlvr
• Xyzzy

• Campers
• D3THL0RDZ
• Open Reality Movement
• Ninja Clans
• Normalizers *
  (The Society for Normal Reality)
• Reality Adepts *
• RealWare IP Police *
• Steel Blades

Terms & Tech

• "Blue Sky of Death, The"
  (And other RealWare problems)
• Docks
• Multiverse
• NullSpace
• Open Engines
• Passport Processing *
• Points (Economy)
• Realities
• RealNet
  • Audio Receivers
  • Nodes
  • Messaging
  • Video Network Sets
  • Workstations
• Reality Adepts *
• Reality Engines (for Mobiles)
• Reality Engines (for Realities)
• Reality Engineers
• Reality Pistols
• RealWare *
• REC Test
• Safety Mode (see BSOD)
• Transients

Culture

• 8 Bit Commandos
• Angst Boy
• Edo Heavy Industry
  Toy Concern
• Drugs
• Hawt Stuph!
• Important Courtroom
  Drama
• Joe's
• Krap
• Love & Hate
• Onegai!
• Onsen-of-the-Month
• Ping Pong
• Religion
• The Last Word
• Twoday's Guidebook

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Mellow Fellow

Presumably that's not his real name, but if he's got another name he ain't telling.

Mellow Fellow is a proud patriotic resident of I's Land, but he only visits once in a while. More often he can be found operating Mellow Fellow's Smiling Taxi Service, ferrying people who usually can't afford cross-reality transit fees around. He accepts barter as a form of payment and will also run tabs, but does prefer points if at all possible.

The Taxi is little more than a hut made of cheap wooden panelling. It has a beanbag seats for up to four passengers and an old, duct-tape repaired recliner for Mellow to kick back in while waiting for fares. He has a very obsolete but servicable RealNet workstation to recieve pickup requests on, a portable stereo that only plays back prerecorded disks rather than streams. It's set to deliver a continuously mixed stream of Lander Dub that only repeats tracks every sixteen days.

He tends to ignore the standardized method of passport processing, since it messes with his vibes. This gets him in hot water with local governments, but they can't shut him down since he's using an Open Engine that he got one day in exchange for three pounds of fine I's Land weeds. As a result, his service is quite in demand by people who want to sneak in and out of worlds, or just don't feel like dealing with the hassle.

By I's Lander standards, Mellow Fellow is pretty wealthy. By his own standards, as he'd say, "I's got what I want in life, so I's cool."

You may not kill Mellow Fellow, or shut down Mellow Fellow's Smiling Taxi Service.